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Queen Bea
A little story about authenticity
She is known as Queen Bea —
The grande dame
The formidable matriarch
The force to be reckoned with
And you don’t mess with Bea unless you know what you’re doing
She can make you feel three inches tall with the raise of an eyebrow
Jumpstart another ice age with her frosty demeanour
And leave you stuttering from a single side-eye stare
Beatrice has survived war
A stillborn son
Two droughts
And a tiger shark attack at the age of sixteen
She doesn’t suffer fools
Whining
Or charlatans of any kind
But she does enjoy a good glass of whiskey
And a rousing game of five-card stud
And if she ever chooses to share her stories with you
You would be wise to listen