Pig Tales

With a Little Bruce Cockburn Thrown In for Good Measure

Image purchased from CANVA

I read somewhere that pigs make great pets; that you can put them on a leash, and they’ll follow you around like obedient little Yorkshire terriers. Like a loyal dog, they will respond to a name and come when you call them.

According to the Chinese horoscope, I am “a pig,” having been born during the year of one. This pleases…